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Post by dirtsurfer23 on Dec 24, 2005 15:02:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Merry Chirstmas everyone!!!![/glow]
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Post by Santa Claus on Dec 26, 2005 5:58:11 GMT -5
Its the day after... my head hurts from all the eggnogg, and I don't want to see another damn cookie or glass of milk for another year.The raindeer are all put into their stalls and feed. Thankfully them stinking things won't be wanting to go again for a few days.
The old lady is horny as a teenager, she wants her christmas present but damit I'm too freaking tired. The brats have got their junk... already the bitching has started about I didn't get what I wanted and you forgot this or this broke already. TOO F'ing BAD !
You know what Santa wants... a private island in the south seas! I want to be where its warm and the women wear no tops !! But NO, I got to freeze my nuts up here in the North Pole making toy for spoil brats ! And don't even get me started with them little freaking elfs... I'd fire the bunch but their union would roast my balls if I did.
Oh well... Merry Freking Christmas, see ya next year.
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